Funny Graduation Quotes Biography
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On a pressure filled day it’s not a bad idea to grab a funny graduation quote to break the tension.
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
Study hard; and you might grow up to be President. But let's face it: Even then, you'll never make as much money as your dog. - George Bush
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep. - W. H. Auden
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain
Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors! - Louisa May Alcott
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. - Robert Orben
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money. - Gary Bolding
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. - Doug Larson
It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realized I'd become an actor. - James D'arcy
Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau
One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first time. - Anonymous
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you. - Robert Goheen
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught. - Ambrose Bierce, Devil’s Dictionary
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