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High School Graduation Quotes Biography

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Jeff – “A diploma is not a guarantee, it’s a ticket.”

Eien17 – “You’ll never find anybody who achieved great success without a give-up story.”

Famous Marcus - I wish somebody had told me this while I was still in college: “Summer, Christmas and semestral breaks are gone forever. Welcome to the real world where vacations are earned and are subject to approval by your warden, este, immediate superior.”

Roskilde – To nursing grads: “Congrats, you now have to compete with 50,000 unemployed nurses for a limited amount of jobs.”

McMaki – I always say this during graduation season: “Madadagdagan nanaman ang mga jobless!”

Benet – The opening line of a senator’s speech during a commencement ceremony: “Congratulations graduates. Welcome to the world of the unemployed and underemployed.”

Specialist – “A drop of water breaks a stone, not by sheer force, but by dripping continuously. That’s the power of patience and perseverance.”

Boknoi – Ralph Waldo Emerson: “Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.”

Boknoi – George W. Bush said, in a graduation ceremony, “To those of you who received honors, awards, and distinctions, I say well done. And to the ‘C’ students, I say to you, you too may one day become President of the United States.”

Hellgirl – There’s a time limit to the term: “fresh grad”.

Tsiken Fit – “Rule #1: The boss is always right. Rule #2: When the boss is wrong, refer to Rule #1.”

Sckye – My resident-in-charge told my groupmates & I after our rotation with him months before graduation: “This school is like Krypton; here you feel like a nobody, but out there, you’re Superman!”

Geronimo – During the baccalaureate mass, the priest said in his sermon: “Education is like water. If a cow drinks it, the cow produces milk. Milk, which supports life. But if a snake drinks that same water, it will produce venom. Venom, which harms life. So which type are you?”

Glenskie – From U.P. Diliman Chancellor Sergio Cao: “There’s a difference between getting a degree and being educated.”

Sharkbait – In PUP, a summa cum laude gave her speech: “We’d like to thank our parents for striving hard to pay the P500 per sem for our tuition fee.” And there was a huge GASP from many parents in the crowd. Apparently, many students gave false information to their parents just to get more money than their tuition fees.

Mr. Perk – “Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.”

Astroboy – “Success is like masturbation; only y0ur own hand can let you achieve it.”

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